Diskussion:Joe’s Garage

Iranische Revolution? Bäckergehilfe? Bevölkerung unterdrücken mit Hilfer der totalen Kriminalisierung?

Das liest sich hier aber etwas anders:

Eventually it was discovered, that God did not want us to be all the same. This was Bad News for the Governments of The World, as it seemed contrary to the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings. Mankind must be made more uniformly if The Future was going to work. Various ways were sought to bind us all together, but, alas, same-ness was unenforceable. It was about this time, that someone came up with the idea of Total Criminalization. Based on the principle, that if we were all crooks, we could at last be uniform to some degree in the eyes of The Law. [...] Total Criminalization was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular except with those people, who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws, so, of course, they had to be Tricked Into It... which is one of the reasons, why music was eventually made Illegal. (nicht signierter Beitrag von 2003:DF:570D:9700:B134:E379:1D0B:4572 (Diskussion) 19:04, 4. Feb. 2020 (CET))